Malaysian signs made funny by their bad English

Some signs I've seen in Malaysia have poor grammar, resulting in some quite witty double entendres, especially in light of being in a predominantly Muslim country. Here's a few:

Incase they decide to attack you?


Presumably not a sex toy stall in a train station?

Not sure I'll be frequenting this cafe. Was it a vegetarian woman's finger?

No staring competitions in parks!

If you can't get the TV to work....

Women! Don't get any radical ideas like wanting to go out at night

Men! Don't even think about doing a hard day's work